Is male pattern mullet syndrome inherited?

15 01 2008

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My Chia Professor has male-pattern mullet syndrome. His Chinese Chia manufacturing parents must have mullets too. It’s the only explanation. Stay posted – his hair transplantation surgery is scheduled for later today.





The Chia Gods: Let There Be Hair!

7 01 2008

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I walked into the office this morning expecting to toss my Chia Professor in the trash, but lo and behold, it sprouted hair!  It’s not a full head of hair yet, but more of a mullet. Maybe he’s a redneck professor.





Day 7: Ch-Ch-Ch Chia No Grow

26 12 2007

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After nearly a week Charles, my Chia Professor, still hasn’t grown! I’m devastated. Has anyone had success with a Chia product before? I’ll keep you posted on any developments but expect it to be in the bottom of my trash bin by the end of the week.