Is male pattern mullet syndrome inherited?

My Chia Professor has male-pattern mullet syndrome. His Chinese Chia manufacturing parents must have mullets too. It’s the only explanation. Stay posted – his hair transplantation surgery is scheduled for later today.

The Chia Gods: Let There Be Hair!

I walked into the office this morning expecting to toss my Chia Professor in the trash, but lo and behold, it sprouted hair!  It’s not a full head of hair yet, but more of a mullet. Maybe he’s a redneck professor.